liek omg [03 Jun 2006|01:41am] this reminds me of the time that armon and me got jobs at da dry cleana i waz liek i bet we can get lots of womanz clothings if we steel dem. armon was like haha i bet i can find the skimpiest thongs and i was like ur on so we start goin thru bitches clothing like mad and this one ho came up 2 me and she was liek "OH I KNO UR NOT IN MY CLOTHING, YOU PERV" and i was like chill lady its a contest and she just kinda said punkass bitch and kicked me in the face and armon jes started laughing and didnt do shit while dis ho was fukin layin my ass down so i get up and start runnin and im run into a down street and im cornered and the ho is like "mofo ima fuck u up" i thot it was all over, but armon came from no wher and fuckin thru some granny panties at tha bitch and she jes like started coughing and shit hahaha so we ran then i was like "armon my brotha from anotha motha i owe u my laif " and hes like "ull pay me back 1day......" aha hes so funny post comment

fuck dude we were so messed up [03 Jun 2006|01:42am] yeah so me an armon went to the drug store an we were all "yo do you guys got druuugs?" and they were like "yes we stock and distribute pharmaceutical goods" and we were like "whoa that sounds like some strong ass shit no thanks" so we passed by this meth clinic and went in and ask fo some meth and dey said that they only give to heroin addictz or some punk ass shit to recover from it or somethin. i was all pissed off and then armon had this fuckin great ass idea he was like "BRO! We shud get addicted to heroin." and i was like "homeboy u must be STRAIGHT UP TRIPPIN - bcuz dats brilliant" i had been waitin all night to say straight up trippin so we fuckin like went to a deala and he wuz like "nigs u guys need cash cash cash" so armon had the GENIOUS (dat was some sarcasm dawg) idea of sellin our bodies i dont wanna talk about dat shit. anyhow we got da monehs, we fuckin got the heroin and got so messed up it wasnt funny. actually it kinda wuz. den we got the meth. that was one awesome night. i told armon "man id do that shit a thousand times, except minus the bein hoes fo da bros" and armon was liek "wuts wrong wit dat?" 4 comments|post comment

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